Christmas In Fayetteville, And The World…

Well, hello Fayetteville, and the world, and America. We here at the Fayetteville Flyer can’t wait to fill up the new site with crap that will hopefully do one the following three things.

#1- Help you to waste at least an hour or two of your day at work.

#2 Freak you the hell out with how awesome we are.

#3 Make you super horny. (ladies)

If we can accomplish all three, well then we’ve overachieved. We’ll make sure to take it down a notch and that, our friends, is a promise.

All that said, it’s Christmas time in Fayetteville and that means a lot of things to a lot of people in and around our fine city.

For one, it means that there isn’t a chance in hell that it’s going to snow, so don’t get your hopes up.

It means that Waffle House will be the only restaurant open for miles, and as a result of that fact a lot more people than normal will have food poisoning.

It means that the Razorback basketball team will be running their asses off (hopefully), and puking their guts up for their terrible effort in Little Rock on Saturday (if not today, then soon)


It means that somewhere an ESPN columnist is either writing or planning their next attack on Bobby Petrino.

It means that Fayetteville has a new destination on the web, that Santa Claus is kinda a weird concept, and that even though she’s never lived in Fayetteville, Britney Spears is kinda gross.

And that’s pretty much it. I mean – I can’t think of anything else that Christmas means to Fayettevillians. One of those few things. Which one applies to you?

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BadMinton
December 28, 2007

Not one mention of the Christmas party? Lock it down dude. That will be a Fayettenam event annually from here forward. Christmas time in Fayettenam now means massive imbibement of aloholic beverages, a festivus pole, some BBQ balls, and possibly even a few rounds of cornholin’.