Malco Movie (No)Pass
This weekend I was planning on using my four remaining “Free Movie Passes” at the new Malco Razorback 12 Cinema since they expire on January 1st. Knowing that they don’t allow movie passes on most new releases, I logged onto the Malco site to see what was showing (and that allowed movie passes). I take a look at the movie listing and notice something peculiar: Every single showing of every single movie is a “No Passes” showing. Seriously. Check it out:
What the hell!?
Honestly, why even bother handing out movie passes if you can’t even use them? They might as well hand out slips of paper that say “Movie Pass: This pass will not allow you to watch any movies here” or “Movie Pass: This pass will allow you to watch a movie at our theater. Psyche!”or maybe they should simply hand out cards that say “Go screw yourself, Buddy” and then punch you in the butt.
I know I’m complaining about not getting into a movie for free, but why would they give out movie passes if they won’t let you use them? Ridiculous.
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By dbartho on December 28th, 2007
You know what that means? You can’t even use them on National Treasure. You’d have to pay me to see that ****. A lot. You’d have to pay me a lot. Sorry dude. That’s lame.
By BadMinton on December 28th, 2007
Come use them at my place. You can watch “Two Chicks One Stick” or something cool like that and I will even throw in a free packet of Orville Redenbacher. I’d hate to see those things go to waste.