New Years Eve & The DWI Lottery

It’s New Years Eve once again. Whether you’re planning on going crazy tonight out on Dickson Street or getting obliterated at some random party and passing out on the couch, ass up or you’re hoping to finally make your move on that girl/dude/hermo you’ve been virtually stalking on Facebook (kinda creepy, dude), we here at the Fayetteville Flyer want to wish you a happy new year.

And since we care about your well being, here are some numbers to make your New Years even better… because nobody wants your drunk-ass behind the wheel tonight.

C&H Taxi – (479) 521-1900
Dynasty Taxi – (479) 521-8294
Tony C’s Taxi – (479) 872-6600
UA Safe Ride – (479) 575-SAFE (Free for drunk UA students)

C’mon, dude, the cops will be out in full force tonight combing the street for drunks (i.e. you). They’ll be pulling folks over left and right in what I like to refer to as the “DWI Lottery.” Either you’l be lucky enough to make it home or you’ll “win” the DWI Lottery and get hauled off to Jail courtesy of Johnny Law. In addition to the crapiness that is getting arrested and spending the night in the drunk tank, DWI’s aren’t cheap. Be smart and do what I do: Pack a sleeping bag with your case of tequila and make a drunken fort/sleep zone in your backseat. Drunk chicks (definitely), drunk dudes (not that I would know) and drunk hermo’s (not that I would know) alike all love to go at it in a car fort. And at what other time in your life, after the age of 12, that is, can you use the line “You wanna check out my car fort?” Trust me, it’ll work.

Plus you don’t want your picture to be available here where your Nana can see it.

Happy New Year!!! We hope you get to make out with someone hot! That’s what we’ll be doing.

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By sg on December 31st, 2007

Nice work JTrain.