OK, so there’s all kinds of fetishes, right? Some of ya’ll like feet. Some of ya’ll are into chains and whips. Hell, some of you weirdos even enjoy dressing up like gigantic squirrels and pretending to hump each other. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. That kind of crap is relatively harmless.
However, a recent local investigation is centered around a fetish that is definitely not harmless. Prompted by an animal cruelty complaint, Lt. David Mitchell of the Rogers Police Department is being accused of videotaping himself using a taser on a live cow.
Stephanie Bell, the senior cruelty caseworker for PETA is quoted as saying, “It is our understanding that the alleged incident occurred while Lt. Mitchell was off duty, that the Taser’s darts were not removed from the cow’s flesh afterward, and that Lt. Mitchell apparently found the incident so amusing that it was recently set to music and distributed as a joke among his friends and colleagues.”
Maybe we should change the name of this column to “Quit Being a Gigantic Douchebag.”
[Via The Iconoclast]
February 20th, 2008 at 10:19 am
holy cow!
thats just pure evil
February 20th, 2008 at 10:25 am
This is why I do not live in Rogers, or advise anyone else to.
February 20th, 2008 at 10:30 am
no country for old cops.
February 20th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Dude, that cow was talking some serious trash… It had it coming.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:58 am
Cow: “Don’t tase me, bro!”
Sick human being.
February 21st, 2008 at 7:10 pm
was it this cow?
stupid people.
February 24th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
and yet another reason why we should be genetically screening folks BEFORE they make babies, especially those from arkansas. or perhaps we could induce some form of controlled chemical castration based on sanity testing, and i’m not referring to programing sanity. how crazy are you? http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Tests/Sanity_Test.html
geezum peps.
February 24th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Yeah, geezum peps. Especially Peps from Arkansas.