The REAL Reason Felix Jones was Drafted?
In perhaps the most interesting story to be come out of the 2008 NFL Draft, The Dallas Morning News blog has this to report:
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There was an awkward moment during the Cowboys’ draft Sunday press conference when Jerry gushed about the thickness of Felix Jones’ bottom. ESPN.com’s Matt Mosley, who raved about the rookie RB, reports that Jerry was still fascinated by Felix’s posterior a week later.
“He’s got one of those nice bubble butts,” said the owner, who was attempting to point out that Jones (5-10, 207) shouldn’t be considered a scatback.
Jerry’s fascination with Felix’s rear should be considered a great sign by Cowboys fans. Those of you over 30 surely recall Jerry, right after he bought the team, gushing about how good a rookie looked in the shower. Troy Aikman turned out to be a pretty good player.
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It’s no wonder Jones and the boys didn’t trade up to get DMac – his ass isn’t quite nice enough.
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By P-Dub on May 6th, 2008
I heard Jones really wanted Beyonce, but she’s on tour during training.
Shame.
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