UA Freshmen: Time to Burger Bash!

I’ve got two words for you, University of Arkansas: Where the hell was the Burger Bash when I was a freshman because all I remember was walking around a few tents set up in front of the Union and getting some crappy XL t-shirts from local banks that said things on them like “Bank with (insert bank name here)!” or maybe a cold slice of pizza or if we were lucky, some contact lens solution or better yet a nice ball-point pen that ended up in our glove compartment and finally leaked all over our county assessment papers then later turned into a gooey blob and resulted in us never opening the glove box again except for the time we were pulled over in Farmington right as we crossed the city limits because those cops out there are ruthless and even though we knew we didn’t have any proof of insurance, we opened that thing and dug around there anyway just so we at least looked like we weren’t driving without proof of insurance but only ended up with a black, sticky residue all over our fingers that later transferred itself onto the speeding ticket we received for not having said proof of insurance.

Whoa. Sorry.

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Strokitecture
August 23, 2008

Ted, you just won my heart for the longest god damn rambling sentence i have ever read in my life…glorious.