Comments on: Local kiddie fight club busted

By: bryce

bryce — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:54:45 +0000

Local News Site Has Transcripts!!!

Teacher :

Man, I see in Central United Methodist Day Care the strongest and smartest kids who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.

By: George

George — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:50:30 +0000

I would be mighty pissed if my child was there. But I guess there has to be some sort of minor league for the child cage matches up in Missouri.

The first rule of fight club is…you don’t shit your pants during fight club.

By: Bluto

Bluto — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:11:28 +0000

Rule #1 is: You don’t goo goo gaa gaa about Fight Club.

By: Total Bastard

Total Bastard — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:46:49 +0000

And all this time, I thought Methodists were a bunch of liberal pussies.

I’ll have to go check that church out.

By: Beebs

Beebs — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:39:25 +0000

I know a guy who’s daughter attends that school. He’s not very happy about this as you might guess.