Staff Pick’ems: UA vs. Auburn

Staff Pick’ems: UA vs. Auburn

October 9, 2008 · By Seth Gunderson · 8 Comments

Well, who would’ve thought that we could hang with Florida as much of the game that we did? Surely not me. Let me ask another question, who would’ve thought that we would stall on three great offensive drives in a row around the 30-35 yard line? Just far enough for into-the-wind field goals and too close for sky punts. Instead we go for it on fourth and long. But hey, it worked in our first two wins of the season, so why not. Besides, it seems like Bobby P. has no confidence in the confidence-stricken Tejeda — who is all but out as the kicker now.

Many of us expected a blow-out last weekend and after three quarters, I thought we were safe. Then the fourth quarter just HAD to be played. Lame. Several of us were close in guessing the scores, but I think the closest of all was Dern L. with the prediction of 42 - 6. The quote was spot on, too, “Dudes, we suck real hard as balls.” Yes, Dern, we sure do. But we’re getting better.

So this week we travel to Auburn, Alabama to play those good ol’ Auburn Tigers. What was supposed to be a great season for Auburn has quickly derailed and left them scrambling. Just yesterday, their new-this-season Offensive Coordinator, Tony Franklin, was canned. Franklin was at Troy last year (who we dismantled, kinda, 46-26) and brought the spread offense to Auburn. Just like another team we know about, Auburn has struggled to get the new offense churning. Good thing their defense still rocks, I guess. Two abysmal offenses will go at it on Saturday and will let the defenses figure out who wins.

JTrain says: Auburn win, blah, blah, blah. More importantly, I will shoot and kill the Auburn Spirit Eagle.
Auburn 21, Arkansas 10

Ted Dancin’ says: Why couldn’t they have fired their DEfensive coordinator? Still…as usual, Hogs win.
Arkansas 21, Auburn 20

Dern L. says: Arkansas may have “turned a corner” in last week’s 31-point loss, but we still have a long way to go. With the firing of their offensive coordinator this week, Auburn will come out inspired offensively and score more than they have in the last three weeks. Dick will be limp as usual, and Smith will have a down game. Watch for DJ. Late Saturday night, Petrino realizes mid-crap that he doesn’t look good in yellow.
Auburn 24, Arkansas 7

sg says: ot in the sprinkler and now it’s all wet. All of ‘em. Wet. Big deal? Big deal?? Damn right it’s a big f’ing deal. No, I have ZERO clue why he jumped in there. But he did and now we have to suffe
Auburn 14, Arkansas 10

the Steve says: Arkansas finally finds a way to get into the end zone. Tommy Tubberville wishes he took the Arkansas job in the offseason. JTrain wishes he could feel Cindy Crawfords boobs.
Auburn 16, Arkansas 21

Farrah says: no pick yet
Auburn, Arkansas

Squidge says: no pick yet
Auburn, Arkansas



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By Lankford on October 10th, 2008

Auburn still can’t decide between a tiger and an eagle.
Hogs 24, Tigles 21

By Total Bastard on October 10th, 2008

Ark - 20
Aub - 17

By George on October 10th, 2008

Tuberville will be totally lost when he realizes Tony Franklin stole his only copy of “I-Formation for Dummies” on his way out the door. The offense runs the only two plays he can remember the whole game…tailback dive right, tailback dive left. Hog fans reminisce (not so longingly) about the Houston Nutt days.

Lee Ziemba realizes what a huge mistake he made not coming to Arkansas and ****s himself out of angst midway through the 2nd quarter. He never returns…ever. Kodi Burns starts puking from the smell of Ziemba’s enormous poo. Dehydration and cramping ensue.

Hogs - 13
Tiglets - 9

By Angel Lust on October 10th, 2008

No turnovers. No bonehead plays. Good special teams play and its Razorbacks 14 Auburn 9

By Total Bastard on October 11th, 2008

WOW

By Sardon on October 13th, 2008

Lankford wins with a miss by three total points. Ray, the tigers/eagles also go by Plainsmen.

By Lankford on October 14th, 2008

I missed by two points.

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