Staff Pick’ems: UA vs. LSU(CK)

Hey, guess what!?! Our season is over by Friday evening! Thank goodness. Seeing that we couldn’t beat Mississippi State, we’re now in the cellar of the SEC West, not going to a bowl game, and proving all the critics/coaches right that we, indeed, sucked this year — which proves us all wrong. We knew it was a re-building year. Playing 16 freshmen all season is asking a lot. The silver lining — next year we’ll be even better and the year after that, watch out. Let’s just hope Petrino sticks around long enough to see it through.

The really crappy thing — NO ONE PICKED MISS. ST TO WIN LAST WEEK. That means we all lost. No one won the contest. Try again. Losers.

So we play LSU this week, for the Golden Boot. Nutt continued his odd dominance over them last week and somehow willed his Ole Miss team to win. That probably means crappy things for us. LSU wants a win so they can sneak into the Cotton Bowl. We want a win to save face, if that’s even possible. Michael Smith is out. I think we’re doomed.

JTrain says: It won’t be pretty… and we won’t get “that wood” like we did last year.
LSU 35, Arkansas 14

Ted Dancin’ says: With or without Michael Smith, we’re in for a whoopin’.
LSU 31, Arkansas 3

Dern L. says: I’m gonna get drunk.
LSU 30, Arkansas 28

sg says: MD-V. CMD-Z. CMD-V. CMD-Z. CMD-Tab, CMD-Tab. CMD-C. CMD-Tab, CMD-Tab. CMD-V. CMD-Z. Oh hell, screw i
LSU 31, Arkansas 27

the Steve says: Hogs get throttled. Bobby P. leaves to take his old job back with the Falcons. All our recruits de-commit. Houston Nutt comes back. Pelphrey leaves for Kentucky. Also, your wife is cheating on you. Sorry dude.
LSU 1,000,000, Arkansas 1 (Our only touchdown gets wiped off the board because of holding, but they let us keep our extra point out of pity.)

Farrah says: The hogs decide to win this one with no help from Tejada. Because he has been so valuable this year they give him a break. The game is boring and the viewers fall asleep from turkey sammich overload.
Arkansas 21, LSU(ck) 14

Squidge says: I’m going to eat a leftover turkey sandwich and drink some beer.
LSU 42, Arkansas 23

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Dern L.
November 25, 2008

sg, I don’t feel proved wrong based on my preseason picks. All my game picks might not have been right, but being the only one that predicted a record less than .500 (actually, a record we could still have if we win this week) and the only one that said outright we weren’t going to a bowl game, I feel proven right.

Learn to read. I will never forgive you.

sg
November 25, 2008

True that Dern. I’m sorry. I misread. Eat doo-doo.

Total Bastard
November 25, 2008

No defense, little offense.

Frick it.

UA – 48
LSU – 28

Lankford
November 25, 2008

I hope to be in a turkey induced coma during this game.

George
November 27, 2008

What a sh@t season
Dull the pain party liquors
At least Nutt is gone

LSU(ck) – 38
Arkansas – 27

Screw you guys! (by that i mean happy thanksgiving)

Angel Lust
November 28, 2008

Razorbacks fans MUST be encouraged by that game. They should have a bowl game for teams with first year coaches. Arkansas would definitely be in. Unfortunately they’d be playing Ole Miss again.

The big winner here is Ryan Mallet. He will be a star at Arkansas next year. I saw both Michigan and Arkansas in person and beleive me, Michigan was the worst football team I have ever seen. I’m sure Ryan thanks his luck every day that he is no longer there.

Oh and the Nuttster not only won 53-0 today but his team will probably be playing on New YEar’s eve. This will be a very interesting recruiting year.

Angel Lust
November 28, 2008

45-0 – sorry

Total Bastard
November 28, 2008

You know, Nutt won 9 games his first season here. I’m not surprised by OM’s success. They have a pretty damned good QB and a lot of talent. In fact, they probably should have won more.

Nobody ever said Nutt was the worst coach in the world, just a mediocre one and a terrible, low-down, ****hook excuse of a human being.

I’m still glad that finger-banger and his deaf and dumb brother are no longer residents of this fine state.

GOOD GAME HOGS!

Angel Lust
November 29, 2008

ITs good to know character counts here.

Murray Williams
November 30, 2008

Well, hats off to Farrah who was the only one with the guts to pick the Piggies and what do you know… it turned out to be true… At least we have something to dream about during the off-season.

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