Best Christmas Movies
If you have cable and bother to turn it on once in a while, you’ve probably already flipped through a couple of boring, yet traditional Christmas movies on your way to check out the latest Dancing with Emmitt Smith, a MacGyver re-run or whatever it is you kids veg-out to these days. Personally, I rarely stop and watch most of the traditional Christmas movies because, well, I just don’t really care that much about them. You see, this cinephile prefers Christmas movies with a bit more kick.
The other day, as I was flipping through the channels, bypassing It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street and other various Christmas classics, I started thinking about which Christmas movies I really like and came to the following conclusion: For me, the best Christmas movies are the ones that stray from the norm. The ones that are a little off-kilter.
After I came to this realization, I started thinking about which Christmas films I really enjoy and why. Well, I jotted them down and came up with the following list:
- Gremlins – You’re probably thinking “Gremlins isn’t a Christmas movie.” If you are, you’re sorely mistaken. It’s totally a Christmas movie… in that it takes place during the Christmas season. I mean, a Gremlin dons a Santa hat. What more do you want out of a Christmas movie?
- Die Hard – John McClane heads to LA to visit with his estranged wife, meets her at her company Christmas party just as some terrorists show up and try to steal millions and millions of bonds kept in the company safe. Then John McClane kills everybody… all without wearing shoes. Yippee-kay-yeah! Merry Christmas!
- The Nightmare Before Christmas – If Halloween and Christmas hooked up and had a movie baby, The Nightmare Before Christmas would be the product. Producer Tim Burton delivers another odd movie, this time using stop-motion and clay actors that, as usual, is pretty freaking good.
- National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation – This movie is a classic… Maybe not by traditional means, but it’s certainly a classic in the Rightly household. Everything about this movie screams awesome. From Cousin Eddie to Clark Griswold’s blindingly bright Christmas lights to the squirrel in the tree. This movie, simply put, rules.
- Home Alone – This movie is so absurd that I can’t help but watch it when it airs. Little Macaulay Culkin’s plays Kevin McCallister, a kid who was accidentally left alone when his family leaves for a Christmas trip. Chris Columbus, the man behind the first two Harry Potter movies does a good job of drawing you into the film. Throw in a little Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern as a pair of dim-witted crook and you’ve got yourselves a wholesome, yet entertaining holiday flick. On paper, I should hate this movie. On film, however, I love it.
- Scrooged – Bill Murray, Bill Murray, Bill Murray. He plays a good, modern day Scrooge… and even though you hate his character in the movie, just try not to enjoy watching Mr. Murray in this ever-so-awesome film. It’s impossible.
- A Christmas Story – This movie, to most, is a Christmastime standard. And for good cause. It’s brilliant. Even though it’s a great film, the movie was a massive flop in the theatres. Eventually it came to be a huge hit and a modern Christmas classic thanks to video sales. What other movie plays for 24 hours straight on a major cable network? None. Because of it’s oddball plot and screwy characters, it earns top honors in my book. “It’s a prestigious award!”
- Muppet’s Christmas Carol – C’mon, dude. It’s the Muppet’s doing their own version of A Christmas Carol. ‘nuff said
- Dr. Suess’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas – It comes on the teevee’s every year and, by God, if I get a chance to watch it, I will. If Ebenezer Scrooge and The Grinch had a bah-humbug-off, The Grinch would win, hands down. Plus, the whoo’s down in whooville are a little weird, what with their weird community singing and all. What does “Pah-voo-door-ay” even mean? Even with those weird whoo’s, I love this movie.
- Love Actually – So help me God, I like Hugh Grant. I can’t help it. Go ahead, make fun of me, but I’m a Hugh Grant fan. However, this movie would still be good without him. A strong cast and a heartwarming, but not overly cheesy storyline(all of them) are some of the many reasons why this movie rules. Is it a chick flick?
YesSorta. Do I expect to get some grief about liking this movie? Yes. Yes I do.
Though it contains a few “normal” Christmas movies, it’s certainly not your average Christmas movie list… then again, maybe as time goes by, you’ll see Die Hard getting more and more rotation at Christmastime and it will eventually be considered a full-fledged Christmas movie.
I doubt my mom or anyone of her generation would agree with me on this list, but I have a feeling that years down the road, when we’re old and decrepit, some movie will come along like Fast and the Furious 12: Santa’s Super Sleigh that our kids will consider one of the best Christmas flicks ever. And we’ll just sit back, nod our head in disagreement and say “Yeah, it’s an ok Christmas movie, but it’s no Gremlins.” We’ll see…
What do you think? Am I an idiot for liking these movies(Don’t answer that). Are there any you feel should be on this list? Taken off?
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Lankford
December 12, 2008
I sort of like the movie Elf personally, but I think tons of kids these days might put Polar Express on their list. I would say Bad Santa might make the list one of these days too, but with the amount of editing they have to do to get that movie on network tv, I’m afraid it was never meant for 24 hour marathons.
P-Dub
December 12, 2008
Dude, A Charlie Brown Christmas. The Vince Guaraldi Trio music alone makes this a classic. Not to mention the wacky not-so-sure-little-Timmy-understands-any-of-these-jokes humor.
Farrah
December 13, 2008
It’s actually “a major award” not a “a prestigious award!”
Total Bastard
December 15, 2008
Ditto on Hugh Grant.
My dirty movie secret is that I love Bridget Jones’s Diary. Hugh…
Renee Zellwegger is incredibly cute in that movie too. It starts and ends around Christmas, so thats a good Christmas movie.
What about “Its a Wonderful Life”? Yeah, yeah. It still the best Christmas movie, ever.
And the Claymation version of Rudolph the Red Nozed Reindeer.
George
December 15, 2008
Love Actually is not a bad movie Mr Rightly. I wouldn’t give u grief over that. However, u didn’t just say u like the movie. You said you like Hugh Grant. That’s a little different and worthy of some **** giving. I like Band of Brothers and it has David Schwimmer in it….but I don’t like David Schwimmer. Hugh Grant ***snicker*** (et tu TB?)
Okay, now here’s my dirty little secret. My favorite Christmas movie of all time is White Christmas. That’s right…Bing Crosby and Danny F%&#in Kaye. I can’t explain it. It’s so old and so cheesy, yet so glorious. It’s just…alright I’ll come clean…I get a little choked up (in a totally manly way) every freakin time I watch it. There I said it. I feel better.
bryce
December 15, 2008
I just watched Christmas Vaca yesterday, on DVD not TV (horrible edits). I wasn’t sure it was going to hold up to my memories at first. The initial 20 minutes is a bunch of cheesy slapstick crap from Chevy. But after that it is filled with hilarious lines. Randy Quaid is synonymous with Christmas now.
My wife has a tradition of watching It’s a Woderful Life on Christmas Eve which I happily join in on.
Man…just typing this comment has got me feeling all christmassy. Bring on the Nog!!!!!!!
rcu
December 16, 2008
There are three movies that I must watch every Christmas season and they are all on the list; A Christmas Story, Die Hard and Christmas Vacation.
Great list Flyer.
zh
December 17, 2008
Just checking in to make fun of you for liking “Love Actually”. How was “Music and Lyrics”?
Wiff Rightly
December 17, 2008
ugh… Music and Lyrics wasn’t half bad. There. I said it. Happy now, zh?
Duke McDingo
December 20, 2008
Your courage has inspired me. Dammit! I like Hugh Grant movies too! You hear that world?!?
Thanks for coming out, Wiff. You are truly brave.
Angel Lust
December 22, 2008
Elf and Bad Santa – standard Christmas day viewing.
The Waif-like Zellweger of Chicago is vastly superior to the porky self-effacing Zellweger of Bridget Jones. Unless “cute” means you’re one of those kissy faced cuddlers.