Comments on: Contest: Legally Blonde tickets

By: Legally Blonde winner chosen :: Fayetteville Flyer

Legally Blonde winner chosen :: Fayetteville Flyer — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:16:35 +0000

[...] winner of our most recent Walton Arts Center contest has been chosen. Congrats to Becca for scoring two free tickets to see Legally Blonde on opening [...]

By: Nancy H.

Nancy H. — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:43:14 +0000

My cousin had just gotten her driver’s license and she and I and her sister were tooling around a little town in Texas, cruising so cooly around the square at night. Everyone was honking and waving and, being the teens that we were, we thought it was just our total coolness. We eventually pull over and discover we’d been driving around without our headlights on.

By: Jan Dorothy

Jan Dorothy — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:10:14 +0000

While leaving an unfamiliar office one day, I accidentally opened and (almost) walked into a closet instead of the outer door. Of course I looked behind me to see if anyone was looking!

By: sofresh-n-sogay

sofresh-n-sogay — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:09:34 +0000

I was on the phone ordering a guitar pedal while I was typing an email to my husband. The conversation was ending as I was typing “love you,” but I ended up saying, “love you” and writing “thanks for the great deal.” The guy on the other end of the phone giggles and says, “well I luuuuuuuv you too.” Later, I get an email response of, “WTF did you buy this time?”

By: Becca

Becca — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:45:08 +0000

Yesterday actually I was at Sam’s Club and thought I had lost my purse, while it was on my shoulder the whole time. I was carrying my baby on that arm so I didn’t notice the weight of it there.

By: Legally Blonde The Musical: Girls’ Night Out Ticket Giveaway

Legally Blonde The Musical: Girls’ Night Out Ticket Giveaway — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:34:50 +0000

[...] the way, the Fayetteville Flyer and NWA Motherlode are offering ticket giveaways to the show as well, so enter there as well! [...]

By: Joyce George

Joyce George — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:59:40 +0000

My uncle (father’s brother)was watching the house, when my parents were out of town. The phone rang and they asked for Mr. Keith. I said he is on vacation. It was for my uncle and it was the airline, with his itenerary.

By: Alisa Garner

Alisa Garner — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:00:23 +0000

Nothing can be better than one day I was getting all my stuff to leave my house and talking on the phone the whole time. I always take sunglasses, phone, and of course my keys…..As I was getting all my stuff together I started to panic not knowing where my phone was and how I couldn’t leave my house without it. Not realizing I was talking to my friend on the other I let her know that I was having trouble finding my phone. As I went around the house panicing I finally realized that It was attached to my head as I was talking on the phone at the time! Man I felt stupid!!

By: Alexander

Alexander — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:51:41 +0000

I rarely know what direction I’m going or how to get places. I’ve lived in the same town for 25 years and I often can’t figure out how to get back to places I’ve been millions of times. I guess I was just born without an internal compass. As a tradeoff, though, I am fluent in 5 languages.

By: jeska

jeska — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:32:26 +0000

I have to many so here is the most recent. On the phone with my friend and right before ending the call we confirmed to meet at XYZ bar. I’ll be there in 5 minutes i say. He says sure we’re waiting here. I go to ABC bar. I wait for about 20 minutes. I call and ask where are you guys I don’t see you. He says out on the patio. I say what patio there is no patio are you really here because I am, quit joking with me. He asks me where I am. I say ABC bar, (wait for the duh) …. oh! right you said XYZ bar. … OK! well then I’ll be there in a minute.

By: Diane

Diane — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:09:44 +0000

Once was going to met a friend for dinner. She called us on the phone wonder where we were. Told her at the place we were meeting. She said I am there and can not see you. End up we were at the wrong place next door to where we should be.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:39:25 +0000

Well, sad to say, but I have many ‘blonde moments’, but this one is definitely the worst.

I cut hair for a living, and one day a friend that I hadn’t seen in awhile came in to the salon where I worked. Her hair is very thick so I always texturize it dry. While catching up with my friend that I hadn’t seen, I reached down and grabbed what I thought was my thinning shears, made a section in the front, and cut. I looked down in horror at the clump of hair that fell in her lap. I said, ‘Oh **** I am so sorry!’ We both started laughing hysterically. And her mini bangs, as they turned out, were fabulous! She looked amazing, and she and I still laugh about it to this day! Won’t ever make that mistake again! Whew. :)

By: midnight falcon

midnight falcon — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:07:22 +0000

I once flew into an eagle’s nest during the middle of the day.

By: Jen

Jen — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:31:24 +0000

I have so many blonde moments that it is hard to choose. One of my best ones is as I walked outside of a Chile’s Resturant with my roommate and her friends in Colorado Springs, CO there was a giant boulder. I walked up and knocked on the boulder and my roommate said, “What are you doing?” I replied, “Seeing if this rock is hollow?” Yes true story. And I am also known for pouring soda into my bowl of cereal instead of milk early in the morning!

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:42:42 +0000

I regularly forget the easiest things, like words, and basic phrases but maybe I should just blame that on advancing age.

By: burgerboy

burgerboy — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:20:25 +0000

I don’t want the tickets, but:

I once bought a sandwich at Subway in downtown Dallas. I had $107, (a hundred dollar bill, and 7 singles) and no change on me. The total came to $7.01. I handed the guy behind the counter the $7.00, and gave him that look of “brother, can you spare a penny?” He said, “I need one cent”. I said “really?” He was firm. I got a little pissed, and said “You’re not going to spare me a penny?” He said no. I said “Fine, then, keep your sandwich.” And walked out in a huff, to teach him a lesson.

About four blocks later I realized not only had I left the sandwich, I had left my $7.00, too.

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:50:26 +0000

Sequence:

1) drive to grocery store;
2) buy milk, juice, other grocery item;
3) leave store and drive home;
4) place milk on counter;
5) place keys in fridge;

Next day: wonder where I placed keys; wonder why the milk is still on the counter.

By: Matt Mooney

Matt Mooney — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:25:47 +0000

I said with a smile.

To the woman born and bred in Lake Providence, Louisiana.

(blame the phone for the double comment).

By: Matt Mooney

Matt Mooney — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:21:53 +0000

Well, it’s my wife’s moment, but that will have to do.

Recently, we were sitting around the house and watching tv. Somehow, we landed on CNN as the infamous James Carville was, as typical, lambasting someone about something. In what could only be labeled genuine disgust, she turned and asked me, “where is that guy from?”. “Louisiana”

By: Rich

Rich — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:17:24 +0000

I have a bad habit of throwing the gum away and keeping the wrapper in hand.