A new covered walkway? An arboretum? A ferris wheel?

A whole row of trees was cut down and the sidewalks were all removed. It looks like new sidewalks are going to be added and will probably house a new class of graduate names but this looks like more than just a sidewalk upgrade to me. Of course, I could be wrong.

So, like I said, does anyone know WTF is going on?

I’m glad to report that the dream of pre-cooked bacon in a can has officially become a reality!

Now, when you open up that perfectly preserved canned burg, you can crack open a can of bacon, unfurl the pre-cooked, ready to eat bacon roll, toss on a few pieces and eat your canned food-loving heart out. It’s the next best thing to eating a thick burger from Hardees (aka The Home of Hepatitis A & B)

Bon apetite!

That camo design really helps bring out the sex appeal of this product too, doesn’t it?

Citing his long-standing appreciation for short queues, zero-emission weight rooms, open floor plans, and green fitness, one local man set up a weight room of his own in the parking lot of the old Malco Theater on College Avenue in Fayetteville this afternoon (temp 86F, “Feels like 90F”).

I would have actually stopped to ask him what the hell he was doing, but I’m not really a reporter.

Reader Nancy Hanna Portz wrote about taking care of her ill father, and before his death he would speak fondly of the great memories that were made at their family home at 244 Robinson Street. After he passed she heard a song on the radio that she hadn’t heard in years.

“‘Moonlight becomes you so,’ Mom and Dad used to sing, waltzing around the kitchen…Something made me glance at the clock, and I gasped: it read 2:44,” Portz explained. She continued saying that the clock stayed that time until the song was over. Portz said that she sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night and the clock will say 2:44.

“I know it’s Dad’s way of reminding me of happier times, and letting me know he’s there,” Portz said.

According to the article, “Do You Keep Seeing the Same Numbers,” Portz isn’t alone. In fact, they even found someone with a Ph.D to comment on this, uh, happening.

“I’ve heard so many reports of recurring numbers that it’s clear: The angels use them as signs,” Doreen Virtue, Ph.D said.

Seriously? Her name is Dr. VIRTUE! So, what else did she have to say on the subject? “The more you ask, the more your angel will respond with coincidences and signs.”

I guess I’ll pay more attention to the clock, and not so much as a way to keep track of time but more as a communication device with my angel.

“It really looks tasty and it doesn’t smell like dog food! It tastes… not so good. Very bland, kind of like pre-made tomato sauce and a bitter aftertaste.”

Wanna see photos? Head on over to Gizmodo for a tidy summary of the original somethingawful.com posts and enjoy.

If you head over to this German website, you will see that for about 4 and a half bucks, you can order what looks to be an actual product for sale. And that product appears to be a cheeseburger in a can. That’s right. A cheeseburger. Inside of a can.

From the looks of the provided photo, we are to believe that the cheeseburger looks extremely delicious. I’m calling bullcrap on that one. If this thing is for real, there’s no way that whatever is sealed up inside that tuna can looks like what’s in the photo. In fact, I can’t even imagine what it would look like. At all.

Here’s hoping that some of our multilingual readers can clue us in on this latest installment of “WTF”.

[Update] - Get some canned bacon for that canned burger while you’re at it!

Regardless…kick at the dirt and turn over the rock and find yourself some real good Fayetteville.

However, it looks like whoever is behind this new business is taking a different approach. This building looks to be damn near complete, sans parking lot, but I couldn’t find a single piece of information explaining what it was going to be.

Does anyone out there have the dirt (no pun intended) on what looks to be the newest fast food restaurant on 6th Street?

Help me out here, Fayetteville. WTF is this gonna be?

I think it’s safe to say that this place has something to do with the internet. Exactly what, though, I have no idea. Is it an internet cafe or maybe a wi-fi hotspot for West Fayetteville? Do they sell modems and other internet-related gadgets? Maybe you can buy some…err…internet in there?

Of course, we could’ve just walked in and asked but what fun would that be? We’re leaving this one up to you, Fayetteville. WTF is INTERNET the NET connection?

[UPDATE] Case closed. See comment #1 below.

Ever been driving around town and noticed something truly confusing? Maybe it’s a new business or a weird-looking sign you’ve never noticed before. Hell, maybe it’s some random guy dressed up like Uncle Sam standing in front of Hardee’s on College Avenue (true story).

Whatever the oddity, we at the Fayetteville Flyer need your help in solving these mysteries. Together we can put some of the most burning local questions to rest. Who needs Meghan Dill when you’ve got an entire team of blog-reading, gumshoe enthusiasts?

Our first WTF is over off of Wedington next to the I-540 intersection. It’s called “Ozark Cop Shop” and we have no clue as to what’s inside. Is it a shop for cops? Is it a cop-related apparel store? Can you actually purchase/rent your own personal FPD officer?

Help us help you, Fayetteville. WTF is the Ozark Cop Shop?!