Are you wearing green today? If not, are you getting pinched? Side note: How many of you pronounce the word “pinch” like this: “peench”? Weirdos.
Growing up, I got lucky on St. Paddy’s Day because if I forgot to wear green, I could always fall back on the fact that I have green eyes. Is that cheating? Maybe. But it’s not as bad as the “I have green underwear on” cop out.
There’s plenty to do tonight.
There’s some kind of pub crawl at Zooloo’s at 6pm but we don’t have any details. Anyone want to step up? Someone from Zooloo’s, maybe?
Of course, you could always chillax with some sports. Sports are nice. The sporty Razorback baseball team plays Nebraska at 6:35pm. Sports!