Did you miss the news feature yesterday? If so, raise your hand so we can get a good count. Wow. That’s a lot of hands in the air. Sorry, folks.

Maybe you guys should start reading the newspapers. We do.

Sam’s Club liquors
It’s not a night club but it does gots the liquors. Will this open the gates? “State Supreme Court Affirms Fayetteville Sam’s Club Alcohol Sales” (Morning News) and “Sam’s Club liquor permit survives Supreme Court” (NWA Times) have the deets.

Science museum magic 8 ball
Outlook not good: “Science museum slow out of gate” (ADG)

Dude got caught
The suspect is no longer on the loose. See: “Man Arrested In Connection With Shooting” (Morning News) or “Man in custody after allegedly shooting at neighbors’ apartment” (NWA Times)

Free mulch!
No, seriously. You don’t understand there’s like, TONS of mulch still. TONS. Here is a story about it: “Wood chip giveaway, debris cleanup continue” (NWA Times)

Brooke Hanna still missing
If you know anything about Brooke Hanna’s whereabouts, there’s a big chunk of change with your name on it, folks: “Hanna offers $10,000 reward for whereabouts of daughter” (NWA Times)

Tree City USA
Fayetteville is still a tree city despite the fact that all our trees got the crap beat out of them during #nwaicestorm09: “Fayetteville receives 14th Tree City USA Award” (NWA Times)