[ Congrats to Jacob, the winner of this week’s pickem! Final score was Arkansas 24, Texas A&M 17. ]
Editor’s Note: Hogs Guy last appeared at the 2010 Alabama game. Since that game wasn’t won by Arkansas, he’s been officially named the “Official Spreader of Razorback Cheer” by the Fayetteville Flyer. Hogs Guy is here to spread Razorback cheer to anyone that needs it. Win or lose, we all could use more Razorback cheer. That’s why we need Hogs Guy.
Hey. I am Hogs Guy. and I L-O-V-E the Arkansas Razorbacks. Simply put, I like collegiate football mega-big and since the Razorback football team is in the collegiate ranks, they’re extremely good and are some fun teams to watch them play on Saturdays. Who can’t and won’t love them? Think about everything about them. Cool name. Check. Cool team. Check. Cool this, that, him, him, Mallett, him, wide receivers, coach, coach, and etsettera. Done. So you see, I like them. It’s like a lot.
It was here abouts two weeks ago when I got sad and punched any objects around me. Are you seriously asking why I did? Idiot friends, it was all because of the Alabama Crimson Tides and their ability to score more points than the Arkansas Razorbacks and not allow them to score more than themselves. As much as I don’t want to say, that’s a pretty good scheme-plan for the Tides coaches to teach their kids. Now it means that Arkansas has won most of all their games so far and we’re close to the top tens.
Last week was a week off for Hogs footballers. I think they practiced offense plays and some defense plays. Hopefully no more fumble-plays or intercept pass-plays. Not worth it if you ask me.
On Saturday we travel down to Dallas (in Texas) to take on the Texas A&Ms. They’re not a bad team to play against. They’ve won most of all their games like us. It was too bad for them when they lost a game to the Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Cowboy football team. The A&Ms team have a pretty good running quarterback AND a pretty good ball passing quarterback. TRICK! It’s the same man! He can really run the ball, and he can really pass the ball and he likes calling several fumble plays and intercept pass plays. Maybe our defense can kick-punch the ball away from them and then take it for Ryan Mallett to call some cool throws with. I’m interested to see the best six pointer touchdown throw of the game.
And if you’re wanting to take me on in a bet, you can. I think this is how the game will turn out – Arkansas Razorbacks 38, Texas A&Ms 28. If you think you can beat me, first off, you can’t. Get a life. Second off, tell me YOUR score guess below. I’d say good luck, but you’ve already lost. And don’t even think about guessing AGAINST the Hogs. If you do, I’ll scream into your face ear blows up.
Ooo, here’s a A&Ms joke I heard today — How many A&Ms does it take when they saw the sign that said “Dallas, Left Here?” Answer: 2
I’m Hogs Guy. Bye.
How to enter
Leave a comment with your game prediction. If you want to add anything else, feel free.
What you’ll win
One t-shirt of your choice (size, color, style) from the Flyer Shop.
The rules
- You only may enter this specific contest once.
- Contests are open to anyone anywhere except staff of Fayetteville Flyer and their immediate family members.
- The winning entry must pick the winning team and have the smallest combined difference from each team’s final score. Example: If the Razorbacks win by a score of 21-7, and your prediction was Razorback 20-10, your difference would be 1 + 3 = 4. In the event of a tie, a winner will be selected by a random drawing.
- You must pick the score by 15 minutes before kickoff for each game.
Good luck!
[ Congrats to Jacob, the winner of this week’s pickem! Final score was Arkansas 24, Texas A&M 17. ]
