Hogs Guy Predicts: Ole Miss vs. Arkansas

[Congrats to Steven D. Gunderson, the winner of this pickem!]

Friendly readers. I am Hogs Guy and I L-O-V-E the Arkansas Razorbacks. I’ve seen them play football games before and now have many intimate memories and knowledge of their team. They’re are probably one of the best football teams of college in the 25 ranks because they good at football and are some fun teams to watch them play on Saturdays. If you had to pick between a battle of enemies that you hate and watching a Hogs football game, the answer is obviously Arkansas. If the answer isn’t Arkansas Razorbacks, then maybe you should look at your life and think about it seriously hard.

Last week the Arkansas team played against the Auburns and didn’t do so well in life that day. Some say there was cheating referees involved, but really there was a lot of dumb plays involved for Arkansas. Fortunately, we won because we scored 43 points. Trick. We lost because Auburn scored 65 points. Which was more than we scored. No one wanted to watch that game after it was over and no one wanted to talk about this week’s football contest. Everyone wanted to talk about reffing cheat plays.

I say too bad for your wishes because there is another football showdown this weekend and it is going to be in Arkansas for good.

Trivia, name a coach that used to coach the Arkansas Razorbacks football team for us. Hint, it’s Houston Nutt. Give up? I’ll reveal and tell you the answer later.

That’s right, the Old Miss Houston Nutt Black Bear Rebels are going to play us for the prize of one win for their football record. The Bear Nutts have won 3 of most of their games, but have also lost 3 of most of their games this year. They don’t even have a rank of one of the better teams yet. Fact point, they haven’t done good against good teams so far.

The good news is Ryan Mallett is back from his dead head play. He’ll play football for us on Saturday. And he’ll play as quarterback. More good news is we have our entire team willing to play with him. I’d say that this is good news that our defense team is wanting to play hard plays and not let the Old Houston Rebels score more points than we do. No bad news is being said.

Bad news. The Old Miss team has a quarterbacks that can run the football and one that can pass the football (same guy trick). Good news. He isn’t allowed to throw the football to himself. He calls himself Jereemyaah Massolli or something real official like that. He used to play for a Duck team and some people say he stole their laptops. That means nothing in football stats or knowledge. The Black Nutt Bears are have a good defensive line players. So Malletts is going to be ready to either throw pass the football or run play the football versus them. Knife Davis and the wide receiver players wish the footballs go to them when the offensive team for Arkansas is playing. Hope to the heavens no fumble plays or intercept pass plays are called. Come on Bobby Petrino coach, NO GIVEAWAY PLAYS!

The trivia answer is our old head coach of football here and new head coach of football at their Olé Miss, Houston Nutts. If you don’t remember him, he’s funny one. Basically he quit. And everyone thought it was a joke. But then it wasn’t. And then there were text messages on phones to tv stations. And then we lost the football match for a bag of cotton. Something.

Well after all of that Nutts is back. Check mate. Dumb move. Chess winner is Arkansas. And if you’re wanting to take me on in a bet, you can. I think this is how the game will turn out – Arkansas Razorbacks 42, Ole Miss 21. If you think you can beat me, first off, you can’t. Get a life. Second off, tell me YOUR score guess below. I’d say good luck, but you’ve already lost. And don’t even think about guessing AGAINST the Hogs. If you do I will send babies will invade your house territory with a one purpose to cry loud for a whole week or month. Your choice. Choose the best choice.

I’m Hogs Guy. Bye.

How to enter

Leave a comment with your game prediction. If you want to add anything else, feel free.

What you’ll win

One t-shirt of your choice (size, color, style) from the Flyer Shop.

The rules

• You only may enter this specific contest once.
• Contests are open to anyone anywhere except staff of Fayetteville Flyer and their immediate family members.
• The winning entry must pick the winning team and have the smallest combined difference from each team’s final score. Example: If the Razorbacks win by a score of 21-7, and your prediction was Razorbacks 20-10, your difference would be 1 + 3 = 4. In the event of a tie, a winner will be selected by a random drawing.
• You must pick the score by 15 minutes before kickoff for each game.

Good luck!